2 men get on a bus

[jrotes]

A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents. They sit down and

have a conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,

but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two esses acoma together. I

come once-a-more. Two esses, they comma together again. I

come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

 

"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady

" In this country . . . we don't speak dirty in

public places about our sex lives. . . "

 

"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you?," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex?

I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."