Hagarr Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! " He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!" "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meier motor sports Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 lol. why is there 1 blue " mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 I like Hillary, but I don't care who you are. THAT'S FUNNY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GT_Airborne Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 haha, nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robinlsb Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! " He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!" "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us." Not funny And since I am a lesbian, just what does a "frigid mean-spirited lesbian" act like?? Maybe a mean spirited knuckle dragging homophobe???? "Belief does not make truth. Evidence makes truth. And belief does not make evidence." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Robin, can't lesbians be a bitch or asshole like anyone else? The joke refers to "frigid, mean spirited lesbians" but does not say all lesbians are so mannered. I'm a liberal but I'm no fan of Ted Kennedy. I'm also a middle aged white guy, but I laugh a jokes about idiotic men of the same demographic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robinlsb Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Robin, can't lesbians be a bitch or asshole like anyone else? The joke refers to "frigid, mean spirited lesbians" but does not say all lesbians are so mannered. I'm a liberal but I'm no fan of Ted Kennedy. I'm also a middle aged white guy, but I laugh a jokes about idiotic men of the same demographic. UMMM, hey, I stopped that crap. As far as men are concerned ALL Lesbians are frigid. You know, we just haven't met the right man yet! Of course there are a bunch of lesbians out there who are "ASSHATS" But you know, and I know that the comment was generic. And calling Ms. Clinton a lesbo was clearly an insult meant to demean her. I certainly wouldn't call hertos "Breeders", but I could. And if I did, it would be an insult. Perhaps I am over sensitive, but at Bell Labs, even though the vast majority of women were straight, we were all called Lesbo's if we were in a position of power at one time or another. Whatever "Belief does not make truth. Evidence makes truth. And belief does not make evidence." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meier motor sports Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 im a breeder! lol that was just funny. on behalf of all breeders i apologize. not all lesbians are mean spirited frigged or ass hats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robinlsb Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 im a breeder! lol that was just funny. on behalf of all breeders i apologize. not all lesbians are mean spirited frigged or ass hats You got anything I can buy from you?? Rims 17X8 ????????? "Belief does not make truth. Evidence makes truth. And belief does not make evidence." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hagarr Posted September 7, 2007 Author Share Posted September 7, 2007 Being called a breeder wouldn't be an insult....no matter how hard you try. After all, God is a breeder. Have a great weekend everyone. Brian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robinlsb Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Being called a breeder wouldn't be an insult....no matter how hard you try. After all, God is a breeder. Have a great weekend everyone. Brian It's the word that is an insult, not the act. "Belief does not make truth. Evidence makes truth. And belief does not make evidence." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meier motor sports Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 You got anything I can buy from you?? Rims 17X8 ????????? i wish i had something to sell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Robin, you are right that the lesbian label was meant to be an insult. I'm a liberal and when someone calls me a liberal with the purpose of insulting me, it simply doesn't insult me. I think they're nuts and they think I'm nuts. Likewise in this joke, the insurgent calls Hillary a lesbian and even if she's not (despite her husband), I simply consider the source. Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GT_Airborne Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 well, i dont think whoever wrote this meant to insinuate that all lesbians are frigid ....., but if they were/are in the military, they probably meant to insult hillary and ted. and you probably have the prerogative to take this joke the wrong way. I think its funny that you didnt see it as funny because of the lesbian comments, and I was wondering to myself what happened to all the other marines, the sole marines buddies/mates. a lone marine/solider walking down the highway means that some serious shit had to hit the fan. But i knew that wasnt the point of the joke, and if i see sadness where other people see humor, that just shows me where my thoughts are messed up. dont take this the wrong way either, or read it as any other way then me personally being messed up. free bump?? haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muddy02 Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 i love lesbians. i got out of my car one time in front of a bar, and as i'm going in, some dude goes, "you're a lesbian cause you drive a subaru!" and i just laughed and went, "yup, i do love women..." and kept on walking. lighten up people. It's not about speed, it's about acceleration! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew.anderson Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: I laugh at this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robinlsb Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 well, i dont think whoever wrote this meant to insinuate that all lesbians are frigid ....., but if they were/are in the military, they probably meant to insult hillary and ted. and you probably have the prerogative to take this joke the wrong way. I think its funny that you didnt see it as funny because of the lesbian comments, and I was wondering to myself what happened to all the other marines, the sole marines buddies/mates. a lone marine/solider walking down the highway means that some serious shit had to hit the fan. But i knew that wasnt the point of the joke, and if i see sadness where other people see humor, that just shows me where my thoughts are messed up. dont take this the wrong way either, or read it as any other way then me personally being messed up. free bump?? haha I guess I am a dinosaur. I helped save Marines in the VN war. They didn't give a crap who I was and I see many of them every night. I don't think that any Marine walks down a highway alone, there are thousands of ghosts who follow each and every grunt. We are lucky to have these kinds of people in this society, even if some of them are crazy. They are the sharp point of the pointy tip of the spear. Sure, they are killers, but they kill for us. The same goes for the US infantry. "Belief does not make truth. Evidence makes truth. And belief does not make evidence." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradlgt21 Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 I never knew there was a gay vibe coming from my subaru. None of my friends have mentioned anything. Around here it just means your a punk kid with a WRX. If you tell them its not a WRX you just get looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sactojesse Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 I never knew there was a gay vibe coming from my subaru. Subaru was one of the first car companies to openly support the gay and lesbian community. IME, the stereotype of Subaru as a lesbian vehicle seems to be primarily associated with Outbacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 I never knew there was a gay vibe coming from my subaru. None of my friends have mentioned anything. Around here it just means your a punk kid with a WRX. If you tell them its not a WRX you just get looks. As a hetero male, I have a butt feeling about this gay vibe thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaGe Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 I guess I am a dinosaur. I helped save Marines in the VN war. They didn't give a crap who I was and I see many of them every night. I don't think that any Marine walks down a highway alone, there are thousands of ghosts who follow each and every grunt. We are lucky to have these kinds of people in this society, even if some of them are crazy. They are the sharp point of the pointy tip of the spear. Sure, they are killers, but they kill for us. The same goes for the US infantry. Finally!!!!!!Someone who understand us. OTM. Sorry I didn't mean to start a war which mainly forum people is all about . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaGe Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 As a hetero male, I have a butt feeling about this gay vibe thing... either that or its just gas:lol: OTM. Sorry I didn't mean to start a war which mainly forum people is all about . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sactojesse Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 either that or its just gas:lol: Uranus is a ball of gases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.T.Subie Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: I laugh at this thread. Denial is your best friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bosco Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 PC sucks and all it does to complain about it is drive it underground where it is actually more dangerous b/c now you don't know who your friends are. btw that joke is older than time just insert different people same joke. bosco Stay Stock Stay Happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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