ehsnils Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. -- Unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Imagine that Cray computer decides to make a personal computer. It has a 150 MHz processor, 200 megabytes of RAM, 1500 megabytes of disk storage, a screen resolution of 4096 x 4096 pixels, relies entirely on voice recognition for input, fits in your shirt pocket and costs $300. What's the first question that the computer community asks? "Is it PC compatible?" (Source unknown...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things. Not because they are easy, but because they are hard. -- John F. Kennedy, September 12, 1962 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted April 23, 2014 Author Share Posted April 23, 2014 I want that America back ^^ Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it. -- Upton Sinclair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonka Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 "Those in the law enforcement profession have complete power of you, your life, your family, your loved ones, your rights, your freedom, your future and everything precious to life." --Sheriff Ed Brown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonka Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 "So no, I'm not required to be able to lift objects weighing up to fifty pounds. I traded that for the opportunity to trim Satan's pubic hair while he dines out of my open skull so a few bits of the internet will continue to work for a few more days." -- taken from this article: http://stilldrinking.org/programming-sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonka Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 "I've heard there are troubles of more than one kind; some come from ahead, and some come from behind. But I've brought a big bat. I'm all ready, you see; now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" -- Dr. Seuss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 “ Happiness is not so much in having or sharing. We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. ” — Norman MacEwan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonka Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 "Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun." -- Don Marquis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBT Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 "This is a world of compensations; and he who would be no slave, must consent to have no slave. Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it." - Abraham Lincoln. - Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonka Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 "The Dutch customs once thought my pictures were photos. Where on earth did they think I could have photographed my subjects? In Hell, perhaps?" --H.R. Giger *RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” ― Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 "Please provide the date of your death." -from an IRS letter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 The last time the Cubs won the World Series was closer to when Thomas Jefferson was alive than today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Scotty: Transporter Room Elevator: Thank You Scotty: Up Your Shaft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonka Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 "There is no week nor day nor hour when tyranny may not enter upon this country, if the people lose their roughness and spirit of defiance." --Walt Whitman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 ^ That sounds like it's describing the average government worker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group, of course, that believes you can do these things. Among them are a few Texas oil millionaires, and an occasional politician or businessman, and they are stupid. -- Dwight Eisenhower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSFW Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 "Nation grieves for tragic stabbing deaths of three Asian-Americans" said no news headline ever. - Andy Lee Chaisiri (You may have heard about Elliot Roger's attack on a sorority that left three women dead...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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