JJr Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. Ronald Reagan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJr Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted March 22, 2014 Author Share Posted March 22, 2014 "You can tell the size of a man by the size of the thing that makes him mad." Adlai E. Stevenson Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stm25rs Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 “Religious institutions that use government power in support of themselves and force their views on persons of other faiths, or of no faith, undermine all our civil rights. Moreover, state support of an established religion tends to make the clergy unresponsive to their own people, and leads to corruption within religion itself. Erecting the 'wall of separation between church and state,' therefore, is absolutely essential in a free society.” Thomas Jefferson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stm25rs Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 “How dismal it is to see present day Americans yearning for the very orthodoxy that their country was founded to escape.” Christopher Hitchens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I love the smell of napalm in the morning -- Kilgore in Apocalypse Now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 It's not the fart that kills, it's the smell. - Unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 It's not the smell, it's the burning of my eyes. George Carlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonwacker Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 “Religious institutions that use government power in support of themselves and force their views on persons of other faiths, or of no faith, undermine all our civil rights. Moreover, state support of an established religion tends to make the clergy unresponsive to their own people, and leads to corruption within religion itself. Erecting the 'wall of separation between church and state,' therefore, is absolutely essential in a free society.” Thomas Jefferson A most excellent quote, though properly attributed to librarian and Jefferson enthusiast Eyler Coates, who wrote those words in introducing the following quote from Mr. Jefferson himself: "We have solved, by fair experiment, the great and interesting question whether freedom of religion is compatible with order in government and obedience to the laws. And we have experienced the quiet as well as the comfort which results from leaving every one to profess freely and openly those principles of religion which are the inductions of his own reason and the serious convictions of his own inquiries." Thomas Jefferson, Reply to Virginia Baptists, 1808 Reading the two side by side, it's pretty obvious which one was written in the 19th century. sorry...this forum practically blows goat nuts so im not always on here.Team Pony Express POSTED FROM MY COMPUTER USING A WEB BROWSER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 What could possibly go right? -- Unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 A day without thermonuclear fusion is like a day without sunshine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmmrdwn Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 "Forget about creating a generation of paranoid 4-10 year olds by teaching stranger danger and stop a generation of unplanned children by teaching 13-16 year olds about birth control." Local Planned Parenthood Rep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 http://www.bedug.com/pics/You-have-enemies.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 http://www.bedug.com/pics/Fun2/dependence-a-government-that-big-enough-give-you-everything-demotivational-posters-1396760199.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonwacker Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 "72% of quotes attributed to Thomas Jefferson are complete bullshit." -Genghis Khan sorry...this forum practically blows goat nuts so im not always on here.Team Pony Express POSTED FROM MY COMPUTER USING A WEB BROWSER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 "72% of quotes attributed to Thomas Jefferson are complete bullshit." -Genghis Khan Didn't Ricardo Montalban play Genghis Khan in that Star Trek movie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I ended up where I intended to be. Douglas Adams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Part of the secret to success is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out on the inside. Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give. Winston Churchill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. Alfred Hitchcock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Let's hope the human race never escapes Earth to spread it's iniquity elsewhere. C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end. Margaret Thatcher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway. John Wayne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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