ehsnils Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 nose and ear hair dont count For that I use tweezers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel. Will Kommen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late. Max Kaufman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 The two most important days in your life are the day you are born....and the day you find out why. Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. Dave Barry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. Larry the Cable Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Politicians are people who, when they see the light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. John Quinton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening. -- Alexander Woollcott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBT Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 “Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes... Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.” Thomas Jefferson, (Quoting Cesare Beccaria) and Thomas Jefferson's corollary to Cesare Beccaria's thought..."The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it" - Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBT Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 “Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.” ― Albert Einstein - Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBT Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 “Knowledge is the comprehensive embodiment of imagination that surfaces in observation and finally ripens through the reinforcement of experience thereby inculcating knowledge. This in fact is the short story of life.” ― Q. M. Sidd - Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBT Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 “Try to exclude the possibility of suffering which the order of nature and the existence of free-wills involve, and you find that you have excluded life itself” ― C. S. Lewis - Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBT Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. ― Zig Ziglar - Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 "Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves." Carl Gustav Jung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoozeRS05 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 I've always been a fan of that one ^. EB's Subaru journal - 2005 LegacyGT Wagon & 2014 Forester FB25 (2008 specB - RIP) IG@legacygtliving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Build a man a fire and he is warm for a day. But set him on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life. -- Unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? -- Unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 "Where the people fear the government you have tyranny. Where the government fears the people you have liberty." John Basil Barnhill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 http://www.toxicards.com/data/cards/assumption-is-the-mother-of-all-screw-ups-110.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 The Wright Bothers weren't the first to fly. They were just the first not to crash. -- Unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 My folks came to U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. -- Leonard Nimoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonwacker Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 (edited) "The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it" "We currently have no evidence that Thomas Jefferson said or wrote, 'The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it' or any of its listed variations." -The Thomas Jefferson Encyclopedia (http://www.monticello.org/site/jefferson/beauty-second-amendment-quotation) Which leads us to: “Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another." -Ambrose Bierce edit: turns out the story behind the other one is incorrect as well: http://www.monticello.org/site/jefferson/laws-forbid-carrying-armsquotation Edited February 13, 2014 by Spoonwacker sorry...this forum practically blows goat nuts so im not always on here.Team Pony Express POSTED FROM MY COMPUTER USING A WEB BROWSER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. Douglas Adams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Any man who is under 30 and is not a liberal, has no heart, and any man who is over 30 and is not a conservative, has no brains. Winston Churchill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. Totie Fields Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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