JmP6889928 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Suppose you were a member of Congress......and suppose you were an idiot......but I repeat myself. Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBT Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 "There is no distinctly American criminal class - - except Congress." Mark Twain - Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBT Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 "I like your Christ, I don't like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." Mahatma Gandhi - Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBT Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. Benjamin Disraeli - Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. -- Groucho Marx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to office. Aesop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my bedroom and was in bed before the room was dark. Muhammad Ali Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Twenty empty missile tubes, a mushroom cloud, and it's Miller Time. Anonymous U.S. Naval Commander Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Life didn't pass me by; it sat on my head. Al Bundy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 “Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.” - Robert Anson Heinlein. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it, and you will even come to believe it yourself. - Attributed to Joseph Goebbels. (lack of reliable source) But to me it seems to be a very common behavior among politicians and their followers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 " 'A matter of internal security' – the age-old cry of the oppressor." - Picard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuskiTrombone Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 "Yippie Ki-Yay Motherf*(%er!" - John McClane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous-everyone hasn't met me yet. Rodney Dangerfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. Benjamin Disraeli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 I am desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Dave Edison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 There is no gravity. The earth sucks. Graf Fito Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 I want to keep fighting because it's the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. George Foreman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you wake up in the morning and does not stop until you get to the office. Robert Frost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmP6889928 Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. I wear a necklace because I want to know when I'm upside down. I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. Alcoholism is the only disease you can get yelled at for having. Mitch Hedberg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBT Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 "Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous" - Albert Einstein - Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBT Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 "Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy." -- Winston Churchill - Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 But it does move! -- Galileo Galilei Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 http://www.bedug.com/pics/Fun2/aitzaz.jpg If you ever have to do something heroic, make it count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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