dudeondacouch Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin A nice quote, but most likely incorrect... Try this instead: "Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy." - Benjamin Franklin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wera832 Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish — a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow — to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested... Res ipsa loquitur. Let the good times roll. - Hunter S Thompson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted November 14, 2012 Author Share Posted November 14, 2012 A nice quote, but most likely incorrect... Try this instead: "Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy." - Benjamin Franklin I don't think you're gonna get a response Were you around when he was here? Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudeondacouch Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Yeah, I wasn't expecting one. Was more in the spirit of the thread than actually for the DM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted November 15, 2012 Author Share Posted November 15, 2012 I don't think he's actually banned. Just doesn't want to come back. Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudeondacouch Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 He's not banned that I know of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joelwatts Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 "God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world." I'm a native of South Carolina. I am a dying breed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucid Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 "Arguing on the Internet is like masturbating; you only do it to please yourself." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted November 18, 2012 Author Share Posted November 18, 2012 Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 William of Ockham had no beard. The most likely explanation is that it was chewed off by squirrels every morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBT Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Women are made to be loved, not understood. Oscar Wilde - Pro amore Dei et patriam et populum - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 "But we try, nonetheless." Every other man in existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 A crowded elevator smells different to a midget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 "If a guy says he's too big for a condom, you've got bigger things to worry about than pregnancy or STD's." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 In times of war, the law falls silent. Cicero, Roman times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purrfektrs Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. ~Steven Wright You win some lose some and wreck some. “I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KartRacerBoy Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 "Economists were put on this planet to make astrologers look good." Leo McGary, West Wing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTEASER Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 On F1 wing mirrors. "If they are little in the mirror...who gives a f@ck!" M.Roten GTEASER's 2012 Legacy GT - Sold GTEASER's 2009 XTeaser - Sold GTEASER's 1992 Legacy SS - Sold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigjweb Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Since the stupid gun quotes thread is dead. I'll post this here. The answer to gun violence isn't more laws, the answer is more prayers -Rick Perry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAC5.2 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 On F1 wing mirrors. "If they are little in the mirror...who gives a f@ck!" M.Roten "Leavemealoneiknowwhatimdoing" - Kimi One of my favorite lines in F1. [URL="http://legacygt.com/forums/showthread.php/proper-flip-key-interesti-159894.html"]Flip Key Development Thread[/URL] "Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped." - E. Hubbard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigjweb Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 "Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it." --Rush Limbaugh, Jan. 19, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHa_jqxnn4o]The Blues Brothers - YouTube[/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie_sheen Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 women are like condoms, more in your wallet than on your dick. -myself hot black women are a dime a dozen, if there are even a dozen of them. -myself (not racist, just my opinion...my recent ex is a mix so suck on that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasAyinde Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 "I'm not racist, I just really enjoy saying racist things." - charlie_sheen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudeondacouch Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 "I'm not a racist, I just play one on the internet." - charlie_sheen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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