Green Monster Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Yo mama so easy, she wears knee pads 24/7, just in case. Yo mama so stupid, we someone said they like pillates, she said she like mochas. Yo mama so fat, whenever she gets on the bus she has to pay three times because that's how many seats she takes up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firedawgs Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Your mom is like McDonalds; over 1 billion served. Updated my vBGarage: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterJMC Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Your mom is like McDonalds; over 1 billion served. Yo momma is like the ice cream man, $1.25 a pop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Dagwood Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 yo momma's so fat they gotta wake her up in sections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminati Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Yo momma's so fat when she walks around in high-heels, she strikes oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddavis Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 Ya mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. Ya mama's so fat she made weight watchers go blind. Ya mama's so fat we got her in free at the drive in movie by dressing her up as a Legacy. Ya mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. Ya mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 so big, she got used car for roller skates. so old, she farts dust so old she lactates powdered milk moms house is so small you could paint it with a bottle of white out. so poor, I saw her pushing a box down the street and I asked her what shes doing, she said moving. Click Here everyday:redface: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firedawgs Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 Yo mama is like a shotgun; one cock and she blows. Updated my vBGarage: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.T.Subie Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 Your momma is so fat when she wears rollers skates she looks like a dumptruck. Denial is your best friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faudi Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 Your Mom is so nasty she has to cut her tampon string or the crabs will go bungy jumping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subastew Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Yo momma so fat that when she plays hop-scotch it goes "Colorado, New Mexico, Texas..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eL GaTo Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Yo momma is so stupid that she brought a giant fork to the Super Bowl. "Remember..."MODDING is a HOBBY:icon_bigg, not a BAAAD HABIT";) . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blkwag Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Yo mama so fat she has coil overs on her tolit seat yo mama so fat she has truck spring in her couch yo mama so fat she causes a tusami when she goes to the shore yo mama so so nasty she eats watermellon w/o drawers (please read 3girls in allyway) Yo mama so fat they had to charge her by the pound at Old Country Buffut Your mama is like a bowling ball first to touch , than finger her and finaly though her in the gutter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mblock66 Posted May 10, 2006 Author Share Posted May 10, 2006 Some of these are gettin funny as hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Smoke_ Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Your mama is so ugly, your father takes her to work, so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye! "You poke it, You own it" - Man law supporter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blkwag Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 What do you get when you cross your mama and a truck? A 5 1/2 ton pick up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blkwag Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Yo mama so fat she make the FM radio skip. Yo mama so fat she made she uses King size sheets as underwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
47ka Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Yo momma so fat light can't escape from her. Yo momma so stupid she puts the grenade in her mouth and throws the pin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panamajack Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Yo mama is soooooooo fat that when she dances the band skips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blkwag Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Your mom is so fat that when she sat on walmart she lowerd the prices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blkwag Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Your mama so nasty she gave my 2ed removed cousents crabs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blkwag Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Your mom is so fat that when she died the cops found food in her jelly rolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blkwag Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 your moma is fat it tock me a mounth for me to hike over here!!!!!=) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panamajack Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Some of these are really bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firedawgs Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Your mama is so fat that she gives the bathtub stretch marks. Updated my vBGarage: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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