jsalicru Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Subject: Wife 1.0 Date: Sun, 09 Apr 2006 16:52:00 -0700 Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support "some say, his arms are made of coiled adamantium fibers. And that he tops his cereal with nuts and bolts. All we know is, he's called the Jose." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CasopoliS Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 thanks for a good laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *Jedimaster* Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Ripasto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emlevins Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 :lol: 05 SWP Legacy GT Limited (aka "Pearl")- 5MT AP - Stage 2 Protuned (238/284) - wife driven 07 BMW 335xi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Ripasto :lol: still funny though! Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *Jedimaster* Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 :lol: still funny though! Chut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gt_ltd Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. sounds like typical Microsoft products. This Space For Rent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsalicru Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 Someone posted this on S2ki this morning and I had to post it here man, that was a good one "some say, his arms are made of coiled adamantium fibers. And that he tops his cereal with nuts and bolts. All we know is, he's called the Jose." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legacysteve68 Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 should i show my wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gt_ltd Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 why not? This Space For Rent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emlevins Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I've already printed it out and it is sitting there for my wife to see when she comes home from work. Funny stuff. 05 SWP Legacy GT Limited (aka "Pearl")- 5MT AP - Stage 2 Protuned (238/284) - wife driven 07 BMW 335xi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n888aw Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I needed a good laugh today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zennoodle Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 haha that was great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitetiger Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 if wife 1.0 gets out of line, patch with "Bitch, get in the kitchen! 3.7" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zennoodle Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 if wife 1.0 gets out of line, patch with "Bitch, get in the kitchen! 3.7" Oh man, I had a real bad day at work...this just cleared it all up hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanger Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 hahahahahaha that was funny ○ ○ ○ Instagram: itshangertime :spin: ○ ○ ○ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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