KTM 525 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 A married Irishman went into the confessional> and > said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with > another woman." > The priest said, "What do you mean, almost? The > Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed > together, but then I stopped." > The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as > putting it in. You're not to see that woman > again. > For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 > in the poor box." > The Irishman left the confessional, said his > prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He > paused for a moment and then started to leave. > The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to > him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in > the poor box!" > The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 > on the box, and according to you, that's the same as > putting it in." ----------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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