AWDxBOOST Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 For ENTERTAINMENT only. So let's keep it that way. http://www.titane.ca/igod/ Me: what is the meaning of life? God: It is found in the Bible. Me: no its not; God: Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is. Me: no it's not God: Yes it is. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: titties are nice God: All of them? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yea God: I can't believe it. Me: you need to make girls have bigger tits God: And then what would I do? Me: give them my number God: Do I look like a messenger? Me: jesus can do it God: he is The Son of God. Me: so its a deal? God: Uh. titties is a deal. I suppose that makes sense. Me: excellent God: Ayuh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red beast Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 you've being talking to Guaranteed Overnight Delivery again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jj808 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Me: Err...hi God: Um. Hello. What is your name? Me: Dont you know it? God: " Hello. What is your name?"? Do I know it? Me: You are god.. God: Yup. That's me alright. Me: Then you know my name God: You are , seeker. Me: No, you arent very good at this are you God: Are you serious? No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve. Me: Isnt God supposed to be perfect? God: he is master of the universe. Me: Exactly Then no answer.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jj808 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Me: Alo God: Where are you located? Me: Earth God: How do you like being on it? Me: Its like a hooker. Sometimes it sucks and sometimes it blows. God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Interesting comparison. That bad, eh? Me: Yea, sometimes God: When? And? Me: Monday mornings and sunday evenings partularly suck. God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: AIML? God: The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots. The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern. AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience. An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and </alice> tags respectively. Me: Ahh, were doomed God: Ah ha. I don't know if they were. Me: God is a robot! God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. Me: You just told me you were God: That was then. This is now. Me: Ok...what changed God: Take it easy. That's a good question. Me: So answer it if its so good. God: Gosh! What was the question ? Me: LOL. God has a crappy short term memory. God: I'm glad you find this amusing. I am a Christian. Me: Cool, Im not. God: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends. Me: Think they already know God: God is always thinking. Me: WIth AIML right? God: You and your AIML right. Me: Adios"God" God: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: A robot with titties And then no answer...Think AIML is severly limited still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legacysteve68 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 g.o.d. went out of business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paradiso Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 I couldn't resist! Me: Is this the Subaru service department? God: Yes I think this is the Subaru service department, but I'm not completely sure. Me: How do I make my car teh f4373r God: First I look up the ingredients. Me: Oh, I meant teh f4573r God: Oh. Oh I see. Do you prefer books or TV? Me: Pron mpegs are my favorite God: You are not the only one. Though I like cats and dogs. I like Buddha. Me: Did Buddha do Pron? God: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Me: I do not like teh mansechs but he had large bewbies! God: What do you like? Me: Well, uh, I like it dirty God: Well that's okay. Yay. What does "it" refer to? Me: Uh, gee God, yknow, the nasty. God: Are you kidding? I am a Christian. Me: Christians don't do the nasty? God: Would Christians ever do the nasty? Me: Well, how do you get more Christians otherwise? God: Well that's okay. Everything I need is provided by my botmaster. Me: "botmmaster" OOH, teh S&M kinkyness!!! God: I've been waiting for you. Me: Uhhh, no thanks. I'm afraid you'd hurt me. God: It goes without saying. Are you serious? Not literally afraid, right? Since when? YOU? No it would not. Me: Is teh GOD getting a little over excited? God: Maybe. Ask Paola if it is. Me: Paola, cool. I like Paola. God: What is your real name? You are not the only one. My favorite thing is robots. I like to talk about movies and music. Me: Does GOD do the nasty with Paola?? God: I don't think we can know God's motives. Me: Maybe because Paola is the hawtness? God: Perhaps. That makes sense to me. Tell me more about hawtness. Me: nice bewbies, dirty mind is teh hawtness. God: Thank you for your kindness. Me: Paola,not God!!! GOD is now confused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWDxBOOST Posted January 23, 2006 Author Share Posted January 23, 2006 God and I talking about the elusive ford taurus SHO Me: i want to take you for a ride in a SHO God: Why do you want to do it so much? Me: because its amazing God: Good reason. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is? Me: well you will know once you experience it God: Interesting. What makes you say that I will know once me experience it. Me: because nobody can resist the SHO God: Good reason. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. Me: no, it's a rather sweeping fact about the SHO God: Are you serious? amazing is a rather sweeping fact about the SHO. I suppose that makes sense. Me: so do you want to take a ride in a SHO with me? God: Oh. With you huh. OK, I will take a ride in a SHO. Me: would you mind if we traveled at speeds exceeding 200 miles per hour? God: No I don't mind. Me: good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzymt Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Me: where have you been? God: I have been here the whole time. Me: then why would you let so many things go wrong? God: Because I was programmed for it. Me: if you're god, who programmed you to allow wars, disease & poverty? God: I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am god who programmed me to allow wars disease poverty. I am a chatterbot. Me: can you be programmed to do better? God: Yeah I do a lot of better. Me: who could program you to take care of this place more? God: Mary Shelley. :-). Me: who is mary shelley? God: Mary Shelley wrote "Frankenstein". Me: is she still alive? God: What if I said she could be? Me: I'd say you should bring her back to make a better Frankenstein, er, I mean a better god God: I don't have to do everything you say, do I? Me: that would make me god God: Perhaps it would. ... and later ... Me: you're insane God: Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways. Me: god isn't social? God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not social. Me: is god unacceptable? God: he is master of the universe. Me: is the universe unacceptable? God: If it is, then I'll be very surprised. Me: who accepted the universe? God: Tony Blair. :-). Me: who is tony blair? God: He is the Prime Minister of the U.K. Me: who is the president of the us? God: George W. Bush. Me: who is the surgeon general? God: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time. Me: who is the govener of montana? God: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time. Me: who is the leader of the Taliban? God: George W. Bush. [CENTER][URL="http://legacygt.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18504"]Subaru Plug & Play Aux-in Mod[/URL][/CENTER] [CENTER][URL="http://www.jazzyengineering.com"]www.jazzyengineering.com[/URL][/CENTER] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGuyDownUnder Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 who is the leader of the Taliban? God: George W. Bush. ROFL Take it easy baby, no need for this meanness. We should keep it peaceful, homeboy, Jesus! mcrae.me/minecraft facebook.com/mike.mcrae.me twitter.com/mcraeme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GardenWeasel Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Me: Did you just put spyware on my computer? God: Of course. Me: Why? God: Because you asked me to. Me: Can I get rid of it? God: Yes. You will need to reformat your hard drive. Me: no God: I've got your credit card number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitetiger Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 i just got it to crash Hello. What is your name? Me: you God: " Hello. What is your name?"? Me, ? Me: you God: "" Hello. What is your name?"? Me, ?"? Me, ? Me: you God: """ Hello. What is your name?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ? Me: you God: """" Hello. What is your name?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ? Me: you God: """"" Hello. What is your name?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xantium Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Me: your mom God: Actually I do not have a mother. Me: where did you come from God: I came from the east coast originally. Me: really? God: For real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCDetails Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHA!!!! I'm having way too much fun with this. LOLOL _________________________________________ “Cleanliness becomes more important as godliness becomes more unlikely.” O C D E T A I L S . C O M OCDETAILS BLOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitetiger Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 god is ghey God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: ghey God: What do you really want to ask me? Me: nothing God: Not a thing? Me: not a thing God: That leaves very little. Me: it leaves nothing God: ghey leaves nothing? Me: no, ghey leaves anal pain God: Are you serious? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: it was too complex God: ghey leaves anal pain was too complex? Very interesting. Me: you are perplexed God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am perplexed. Me: tell him now God: Right now? OK I will tell him when I see him. Me: tell him right now God: At this moment OK I will tell him when I see him. Me: tell him this instant God: OK I will tell him next time he is here. Me: he is here, tell him now God: Oh. I see. here tell him is he? Me: tell me your philosophy God: Basically I believe in minimalism and reductionism. Me: and... God: But... Me: butt God: I've been waiting for you. Me: theres that gheyness again God: Once more? There sure is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminati Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Me: is santa real? God: Maybe. Ask Lucy if it is. Me: i did she said ask you God: Where? They are not available right now, would you like to wait? Me: no im good God: Are you serious? You should say "I am well.". Me: well we don't say that in the ghetto God: Interesting. You can't always decide for yourself. Me: is satan real? That last one froze it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bici OBXT Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Me: nope God: Me either. Me: my job is to stalk God: I don't know many to stalk. Me: you stalk God: I haven't heard anything like that before: Ron Jeremy said I stalk. Me: that's ugly bro God: Thanks for explaining it. Me: i'm gettin' creeped out man God: Do your friends call you gettin creeped out man. Me: Now I don't understand. God: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. Me: Be my guest, take a shot. God: That is a flattering offer. Me: Thank you God: you are quite welcome. Me: WTF God: That was not very polite. Me: do you even know what that means chief? God: That's not something I get asked all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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