mikeh19372 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/03/toilet.suit.ap/index.html I feel sorry for him but this goes to show you yet another reason why it pays to use the covers when they're provided... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melayout Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 I don't feel sorry for him and this goes to show you yet another reason why it pays to LOOK BEFORE PUTTING YOUR NAKED BUM SOMEWHERE. DUMBASS I keed I keeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legacysteve68 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 thats sooo gotta suck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *Jedimaster* Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 That's awesome- I hope he gets a ton of money- can't wait to read "beware of glue pranks" signs in the shitter. IBMcdonalds commentsabouthotcoffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Yeah...definitely gotta go with the butt gasket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melayout Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 or fly-bys I keed I keeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 or fly-bys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godwhomismike Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 That's awesome- I hope he gets a ton of money- can't wait to read "beware of glue pranks" signs in the shitter. IBMcdonalds commentsabouthotcoffee. A bill was passed recently called "The CheeseBurger Bill" stating people can not sue fast food chains because it caused them to become big fat piles of sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godwhomismike Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 I wonder if they wore gas masks when they unbolted him from the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melayout Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 A bill was passed recently called "The CheeseBurger Bill" stating people can not sue fast food chains because it caused them to become big fat piles of sh*t. Abill was passed recently called "The Irrelevancy Bill" stating people can not blah blah blah blah because blah blah to become blah blah blah. I keed I keeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdisco Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 LOOK BEFORE PUTTING YOUR NAKED BUM SOMEWHERE. +1 ... & always look for paper before leaving your Deposit @ the Depot. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godwhomismike Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 I dunno, personally I wouldn't sit on a public toliet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 I used to work at Lowes , and contractors would come and clear the bathrooms out with the most foulest smellin dumps evar. i would nevar put my ass on one of those seats. Trust me, some contractors dont shower for days. as far as a law suit? GOOD for him. i hope he wins 40 bazillion dollars. i have stock in Lowes... Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melayout Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Same here, cause I don't mind and I know others wouldn't overflowing the levees of River Pee. I keed I keeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *Jedimaster* Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Yeah...definitely gotta go with the butt gasket. Ass gasket I have a new insult for my coworkers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NHLEG Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 I hope the judge throws the case out. Why should HD pay a cent for some asshole's stupid prank? How could HD prevented it? Granted, they should have reacted quicker to his calls for help and not just dismissed it as someone fooling around. This lawsuit is more stupid than the old bag who sued McDonalds for spilling hot coffee on herself. This country is lawsuit crazy. We need tort reform. The Brits have it right: you sue and you loose, you pay ALL attorney fees for ALL parties involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legacysteve68 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 i wonder just how long it took to unglue his ass from the seat:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melayout Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 I bet he was hauled out in the: http://zeke.tzo.com/rpgww/misc/yalogank/zrpgwwmisc/signs/rpgww-sign_neb_waaambulance.png I keed I keeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdisco Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 This country is lawsuit crazy. It’s the new lottery and the odds are better than Powerball. Have you seen a phone book lately more lawyers then I don’t know? Can’t wait ‘til some poor/rich sucker plows his Mercedes into me… Swimming pool, hot tub, big-ass flat screen TV…. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gt_ltd Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 home depot sucks. This Space For Rent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nsaglibene Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Hahah, gotta add that to my prank list... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Ibtl Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeh19372 Posted November 3, 2005 Author Share Posted November 3, 2005 Hahah, gotta add that to my prank list... Nah, try Saran Wrap across the bowl, and use the glue on the TP rolls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NHLEG Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 It’s the new lottery and the odds are better than Powerball. Have you seen a phone book lately more lawyers then I don’t know? Can’t wait ‘til some poor/rich sucker plows his Mercedes into me… Swimming pool, hot tub, big-ass flat screen TV…. Why don't you just go out, work hard and earn the money to buy all your toys. Gee, what a concept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Why don't you just go out, work hard and earn the money to buy all your toys. Gee, what a concept. why do that? dont you want everyone elses insurance to go up while you make millions in litigation? its the american way RED WHITE BLUE AND SUE . americans are more litigous now then ever. its wrong, just wrong... Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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