CHUCKmfnNORRIS Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 post up your favorite Confucius say quotes. i'll start off. Confucius say, baseball wrong, man with 4 balls can not walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mccrackin11 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Confucius says men who fall a sleep with itchy butthole wake up with stinky finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandonJ 2001 GT Limited Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Confucius says: Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silversaurasrex Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 confucius say elevator always smell different to midget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subymike77 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 confucius say higher monkey climb, more of money ass people on ground see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJuan Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Confucius say.... Man run behide car gets exhausted My wife's balls are delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picky1 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Confucius say: "Man With Tool in Woman's Mouth Not Necessarily Dentist" "Man who go through turnstile sideways going to bangkok." "Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTEASER Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Confucius say: Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife pipe organ. GTEASER's 2012 Legacy GT - Sold GTEASER's 2009 XTeaser - Sold GTEASER's 1992 Legacy SS - Sold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picky1 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Confucius say: "Man who put rooster in freezer wake up with frozen cock ." "He who sleeps in cat house by day, in doghouse by night." "It good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl." "He who fart in church, sit in own pew." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
optyks Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Confucius say man who stand in front of car gets tired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subaru1601 Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 Confucius say man who finger girl on period get caught red handed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHUCKmfnNORRIS Posted August 3, 2014 Author Share Posted August 3, 2014 didnt think many people would post up here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picky1 Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 didnt think many people would post up here Why not, the sayings are funny and it seems like the topics are endless: http://www.angelfire.com/ok/ssplasher/xconfucious.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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