AJChenMPH Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich! Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing. Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration. Andy | My Whips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoxerGT2.5 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich! This goes back to the 3 F's of marrage. Feed me, F^ck me, and shut the f^ck up. OBAMA......One Big Ass Mistake America! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JessterCPA Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Without this one, this forum would not exist. Jesse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepFreeze2 Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Damn. That was deep. YA RLY!!! Home of +2500 useless posts!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutter2k Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 list is good with the exception of #1. tired of hearing security lumped in with everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deneb Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration. Or in charge of finding OBL...Actually, we ought to put any college's alumni organization in charge of that. My old college ALWAYS seems to know just where I am. Heck, whichever alumni organization finds him first could hit him up for a donation before turning him over... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skubdu Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 This goes back to the 3 F's of marrage. Feed me, F^ck me, and shut the f^ck up. or the 3 rings of marriage engagement ring wedding ring and the suffering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted August 27, 2005 Share Posted August 27, 2005 thats to funny.... Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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