Polish Man

[ehsnils]

Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was not perfect, they got along very well.

One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him to arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?

Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

 

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

It made of concrete.

 

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

No, we have carport, and not need one.

 

I mean what are your relations like?

All my relations still in Poland .

 

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

 

Does your wife beat you up?

No, I always up before her.

 

Is your wife a nagger?

No, she white.

 

Why do you want this divorce?

She going to kill me.

 

What makes you think that?

I got proof.

 

What kind of proof?

She going to poison me.

She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

I can read English pretty good, and it say:

 

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