"I've seen everything at drag strips... garbage truck, school busses... even civics"
"Speed kills, Drive a honda and live forever." -unknown
"I'm so glad someone is willing to blow up their own stuff for the sake of
adventure." -KBD
"No Mr. Officer, this car was fully equipped like that from the day it was
new....it's a special edition" -Ive said this to a cop
"The only place you will find success before work is in the back of the
Dictionary."
Fight crime. Shoot back.
I can bend minds with my spoon.
Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
No-one suspects the butterfly!
Debate politics with a fern. If you lose, refuse to water it.
do you know the importance of mixing caramel and honey and whipping creme
together and heating it up in the microwave for 2 minutes and pouring it on your
cat?
"The Paper Tiger is always quick to fold"
"Nothing beats the scissor Lizards shear power"
"Many take the rock lobster for granite"
