Dear Black 05/06 Lgt on south street in Fitchburg,
I often see you drive past me on our morning/evening commutes and always offer a friendly wave but never get one in return. Your "purple" headlights, lowered stance, and nice sounding exhaust are cool and all, but I was floored at what I saw on your car today. As we approached each other I noticed a large black piece of sheet metal on your trunk. Once I passed my worst fears were realized, It was a wing. But not just any wing! I'd assume, the biggest, ugliest, most obnoxious wing available. Not exactly a tasteful piece in my opinion, but to each his own. I hope your co efficient of drag as well as your cool factor increase.
Yours truly,
Atlantic Blue Legacygt
