Double Post: My dad came over and we inspected the radiator and oil, etc.
Radiator was bone dry and we filled it all the way up ( no leaks ), and the oil looked normal, not milky ( milky is bad, right? ) No excessive white smoke coming out of the exhaust.
But the strangest thing happened. After we filled it all the way up. I drove it a good 6 miles, ( in Boston thats a good 20-40 minutes depending on traffic ). It went up hill, downhill, idle in traffic. Meter didnt go above operating temperature, and we pulled over and 0 leaks. There was nothing near as ridiculous as the video I posted. Literally nothing was coming out No trail of coolant on the road, no fan kick up, no hose leak, nothing. It was as smooth and normal as when I purchased it about 2 and a half years ago.
Do you think there could be a small leak in the hose/ water pump and over time it just drains it, but very slowly? My guess is, they'll do a pressure test and see where it's leaking from ( if any ) on the system.
Father got lazy and took it to a mechanic who is a family friend since they were kids. ( honestly though, it was like 20 degrees F when he came )
Hopefully I'll hear back in a couple of hours.