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The best outdoor sandwiches are a result of 2am drunk cravings when you raid the fridge, grab any processed meat based leftover lunch sandwich/grinder and stumble back to the fire pit for wholesome goodness and alcohol absorption.
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This actually reminds me of a joke.

 

A couple was bored at home one afternoon. The dude asks "hey, why don't we do 69. We haven't done that in awhile."

 

She says "well I'm on my period, but if you're down, that's cool" He agrees and as they're going at it, the doorbell rings. The guy starts towards the door and the girl reminds him that his mouth is probably a bit messy.

 

"I'll just tell whoever it is I was eating a strawberry jam sandwich"

 

He answers the door to the mailman. The mailman, looking astonished, asks "what the heck is THIS all about?" referring to his face.

 

"oh I was just eating a jam sandwich" He said pointing to his mouth.

 

Mailman responds "I wasn't asking about the jam on your mouth, I was asking about the peanut butter on your forehead."

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Salami, smoked turkey, mayo, spicy mustard, lettuce, onions, peanut butter, marshmallow fluff, and instead of a hoagie roll 2 jelly donuts to hold it together.

I like to be prepared for any activity.

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