Brady Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Good night! Stopped in at a nearby fancy pizzeria/wine bar to say hi to the bartender/sommelier (level 2 sommelier). She first opened a bottle of wine she knew I liked for me to sample ... then we started talking and she asked me if I was in the mood for anything else. I mused that I missed sampling her "special" bottles she used to have (usually rejects from customers that weren't actually bad). She stepped back and pulled out a $100 bottle of wine (probably about $50 in a liquor store) and poured it for me. Then she just gave me the bottle. No charge ... just gave it to me. Tipped her $20 and she even yelled at me for leaving a tip. Hell, she corked it for me ... no matter what, I'm still ahead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gire Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 No sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosAngelesLGT Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 No sex? No kidding. OP for the love of all things manly, TAKE THE HINT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-BGTLimited Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 No sex? Well we really don't know if he was talking about the bottle here... Hell, she corked it for me ... no matter what, I'm still ahead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhillyWilly Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Maybe she wanted to 'soak your cork' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeleodee Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Guys, he just committed a typo. Hell, she corked it for me ... no matter what, I still got head! There, fixored. She did get more than just the 'tip' right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saltysack22 Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 ^ lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spec.B Dream Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Great story, but not at all where I thought it was headed. With a build-up like that... wow. I bet the OP could make a ton of money writing romance novels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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