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Texas Vet Schoolkids sure R SMART


ScoopMan

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First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were attending their first

anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery

table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the

class by telling them, "In veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two

important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by

anything involving the animal body". For an example, the Professor pulled

back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and

stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his

students.

 

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took

turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it. When

everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most

important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on

my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, but it's tougher

if you're stupid."

 

:eek:

 

:lol:

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