gelfling68 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 I hear all of the golfers on the PGA Tour are trying to contact his wife and find out which club it takes to beat Tiger. After the accident he called; 1st: his lawyer, 2nd his agent, 3rd: Kobe Bryant's jewler. Do you think caddie Stevie kept everyone quiet in HER backswing? This was no accident, this is a Nike Ad for a new rescue club. Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5." What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yds. Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. Guess he couldn't decide between a wood or an iron. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver? After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common? Both were clubbed by a Scandanavian. Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gilette after admitting this incident was his closest shave ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gire Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Awesome. The last one is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireB Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wpmarky Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 "Sources say Tiger will be changing his name to Cheatah" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Visor Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 "Sources say Tiger will be changing his name to Cheatah" This reminded me of a commercial for Cheetah Energy Drinks featuring a well known cheater - Ben Johnson. Perhaps they should update this commercial and replace Ben with Tiger... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV-GwkjmCs4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katalyst Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 !!! all of those are hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeskier_22 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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