If Windows was a Woman

[ehsnils]

• 1.03 - A moron with no mobility with a paintbrush and four colors that succeeded in stabbing herself to death with the paintbrush.
  
• 2.x - A stupid female with the feet stuck in a bucket of concrete that's at least able to paint using 16 colors.
  
• 3.x - Mobile with crutches and allergic to everything.
  
• 95 - Like a dressed up young girl, cute to watch and also very mobile given the right circumstances, sometimes smart and sometimes just too inexperienced.
  
• 98 - Like a young teenage girl, starting to get useful.
  
• ME - A teenager on LSD.
  
• NT4 - Maturing and self-aware like an older teenager, but inexperienced and constrained by the parents. Very inexperienced in protective behavior.
  
• Win2K - A bit inexperienced, and more mature. Sometimes constrained by the parents and also not very experienced in protective behavior. Like a girl in the early 20's.
  
• WinXP - Like a woman in the late 20's with some makeup - promiscuous, with knowledge about protection but don't always use it.
  
• Win Vista - Makeup like a bitch with a decisive mind telling you what to do and what she thinks you need to know and mood like one with PMS. And won't reveal really what you did wrong.
  
• Win 7 - Like Vista but without PMS.
  

[robinlsb]

Man = FORTRAN:lol: