jrotes Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradlgt21 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 The chubby comment on the balls one makes me think that death will be a little more painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-lo Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 who says the wife is chubby:cool: 258k miles - Stock engine/minor suspension upgrades/original shocks/rear struts replaced at 222k/4 passenger side wheel bearings/3 clutches/1 radiator/3 turbos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradlgt21 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 You call any female chubby and it's instant death. She could be anerexic and will still kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-lo Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 true dat 258k miles - Stock engine/minor suspension upgrades/original shocks/rear struts replaced at 222k/4 passenger side wheel bearings/3 clutches/1 radiator/3 turbos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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