bosco Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD." WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE. MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?" "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED. HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD WRINKLED, FAT, GRAY, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?" Stay Stock Stay Happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebpda9 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grinchy Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 hahhah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henryq89 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 hahahahahaha nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garandman Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I'm 56 and one of my daughters friends moms said I look like I'm only 51.... Who Dares Wins スバル Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bosco Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 I'm 56 and one of my daughters friends moms said I look like I'm only 51.... now thats funny j/k Stay Stock Stay Happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubOperator Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 I'm 56 and one of my daughters friends moms said I look like I'm only 51.... how old was the mom ? ) 2005 LGT Wagon Limited 6 MT RBP Stage 2 - 249K 2007 B9 Tribeca Limited DGM - 272K SOLD - 2005 OB Limited 5 MT Silver - 245K SOLD - 2010 OB 6 MT Silver - 205K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garandman Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 how old was the mom ? )She's 42, more cute than hawt. And, she kissed my wife..... Who Dares Wins スバル Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBad Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTTuner Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 :lol::lol: You know your old when the last Broadway show you saw Mcain could still do the wave. Couldn't resist, I have utmost respect for McCain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradlgt21 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 She's 42, more cute than hawt. And, she kissed my wife..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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