ehsnils Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife. 1.Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old. 2.You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It is fine if you have a couple while you visit(god knows I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you. 3.If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up. 4.Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son belives if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recomend a better spot? 5.After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, Irun out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty(thanks). 6.Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not mentaly challenged. 7.Please stop turning the heat up, You pay nothing and MUD is putting it in my ass, my wife may like it but I think it hurts. 8.When she asks "do these pants make me look fat", say no. You may think giving a different answer will make her think twice about eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in. 9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share. 10.Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too)has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left. Lastly I would like thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only ordered one meal.I may be able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I hope you can help me with these items, it may become awkward if I have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don't feel rushed. P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge on the 3rd of April for four days, I have a bottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer. Thanks This was not written by anyone named Jack S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max713 Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tealdub Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share. Thats classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJuan Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 :lol: That's great. My wife's balls are delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fonts Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Hey ..... I'm going to Great Wolf Lodge in June. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FJuan Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Want me to take care of your wife. My wife's balls are delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTTuner Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Holy crap! I thought the OP was serious when I clicked on this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad023 Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 good times. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoRilla Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Holy crap! I thought the OP was serious when I clicked on this thread. How do we know he is not? Maryland's Suby friendly Realtor. My favorite suby shop: http://www.IAGPerformance.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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