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A doctor on his morning walk noticed an elderly looking woman

sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,

'I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?'




'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.

Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.

On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all.'


'That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?'


'Thirty-four,' she replied.








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I think it shares features with the heavily smoked herring you can get here that we locally call 'Böckling'.


Probably has a similar smell too...




Funny twist though! :lol:

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