bosco Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Happy? A doctor on his morning walk noticed an elderly looking woman sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, 'I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?' 'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all.' 'That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?' 'Thirty-four,' she replied. Stay Stock Stay Happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gire Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Her face looks like the roasted chicken I had for dinner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 I think it shares features with the heavily smoked herring you can get here that we locally call 'Böckling'. Probably has a similar smell too... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/25/Kipper.JPG/250px-Kipper.JPG Funny twist though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gire Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Heavy mod presence in this thread... maybe we should spread out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BENCOB Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 MODS of a feather, they stick together...... The lady in the photo looks like the female version of the comedian George Burns...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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