bosco Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 BULLFROGS & BLOW JOBS A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, But she didn't want to spend a Fortune. 'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been Trained to give blow jobs!' 'Blow jobs!' the woman replied. 'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true... No More blow jobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, He was extremely Sceptical and laughed it off! .. The woman went to bed happy, Thinking she may never need to perform this Less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened By the noise of pots and pans Flying everywhere, Making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran Downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband And the frog reading Cook books. 'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked. The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook.......you're gone.' Stay Stock Stay Happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradlgt21 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 :lol: Thats awesome!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolksey85 Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Oh, that's getting emailed! Awesome, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbite3360 Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 Hahaha. Eww.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henryq89 Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 lmfaooo nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeislord Posted March 9, 2009 Share Posted March 9, 2009 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubOperator Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 ouch :lol: be careful what you wish for :lol: 2005 LGT Wagon Limited 6 MT RBP Stage 2 - 244K 2007 B9 Tribeca Limited DGM - 243K SOLD - 2005 OB Limited 5 MT Silver - 245K SOLD - 2010 OB 6 MT Silver - 205K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoRilla Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Maryland's Suby friendly Realtor. My favorite suby shop: http://www.IAGPerformance.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeaux Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Ok awesome! Only thing would be the warts. But hey, if it's a good enough BJ I could handle the warts. -joe- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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