bosco Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Wal-Mart Greeter >>> > >>> > Oh, the things we learn from Senior Citizen WalMart greeters!!! >>> > >>> > Nothing like tactfully 'telling it like it is'. Now this 'Senior >>> > Seasoned' >>> > greeter is one cool little old lady. >>> > >>> > A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into >>> > Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way >>> > through the entrance. >>> > >>> > The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, >>> > and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they >>> > twins?' >>> > >>> > The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no >>> > they ain't! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell >>> > would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' >>> > >>> > I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied >>> > the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you >>> > twice. >>> > >>> > Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' >> Stay Stock Stay Happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axis008 Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 That's a good one. -ben Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underscore Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Funny. Although she's probably one that's unmarried and has kids from two different fathers Especially if she's shopping at Wal-Mart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBad Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 haha... I love it, great comeback line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerboa113 Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 and she was promptly fired. "The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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