ehsnils Posted October 26, 2008 Posted October 26, 2008 Cod created the donkey and said: "You shall be a donkey and work from dawn to dusk, carry heavy loads and be stupid. You shall live for 60 years." The donkey said: "Lord, to live for 60 years is too long, please let me only live for 30 years." So it went that way. God created the dog and said: "You shall be a dog, guard the house, eat remains and be the best friend of the human. You shall live for 30 years." The dog said: "Lord, to live 30 years as a dog is too long, please give me only 15 years." So it went that way. God created the monkey and said: "You shall be a monkey. You shall swing from tree to tree, be funny and look like an idiot. You shall live as a clown for 20 years." The monkey said: "Lord, to live as a clown for 20 years is far too long, please give me only 10 years." So it went that way. God created the human and said: "You shall be a human. You are the only reasonable and intelligent being walking the earth. You shall use your sense to rule the creation. You shall live for 20 years." The human said: "Lord, to live as a human for 20 years is far too short, please give me the 30 years the donkey didn't want, the 15 years the dog didn't want and the 10 the monkey didn't want" So it went that way. So the human is born and lives as a human for 20 years, then he marries and lives like a donkey for 30 years, working from dawn to dusk. After that he lives like a dog for 15 years, guards the house and eats the remains the kids have left in the fridge. And in the final years he lives like a monkey, acts as an idiot and amuses the grandchildren.
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