bosco Posted September 17, 2008 Posted September 17, 2008 The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Have your parents tell you a story with a moral at the end. THE NEXT DAY THE KIDS CAME BACK AND ONE BY ONE BEGAN TO TELL THEIR STORIES. 'JOHNNY, DO YOU HAVE A STORY TO SHARE?' 'YES MA'AM. MY DADDY TOLD A STORY ABOUT MY AUNT CAROL. SHE WAS A PILOT IN DESERT STORM AND HER PLANE GOT HIT. SHE HAD TO BAIL OUT OVER ENEMY TERRITORY AND ALL SHE HAD WAS A SMALL FLASK OF WHISKEY, A PISTOL AND A SURVIVAL KNIFE. SHE DRANK THE WHISKEY ON THE WAY DOWN SO IT WOULDN'T BREAK AND THEN HER PARACHUTE LANDED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF TWENTY ENEMY TROOPS. SHE SHOT FIFTEEN OF THEM WITH THE GUN UNTIL SHE RAN OUT OF BULLE TS, KILLED FOUR MORE WITH THE KNIFE, TILL THE BLADE BROKE, AND THEN SHE KILLED THE LAST IRAQI WITH HER BARE HANDS .' 'GOOD HEAVENS' SAID THE HORRIFIED TEACHER. 'WHAT KIND OF MORAL DID YOUR DADDY TELL YOU FROM THIS HORRIBLE STORY 'STAY THE F__ AWAY FROM AUNT CAROL WHEN SHE'S DRINKING.' Stay Stock Stay Happy
Abandonhope16 Posted September 17, 2008 Posted September 17, 2008 Its OK b/c its a different aunt http://www.legacygt.com/forums/showthread.php?t=63603[url=http://www.legacygt.com/forums/showthread.php?t=63603&highlight=desert+storm][/url]
patriki Posted September 17, 2008 Posted September 17, 2008 hahaahahaha I just fell off my chair backwards laughing and now people are looking at me funny
bradlgt21 Posted September 17, 2008 Posted September 17, 2008 Its OK b/c its a different aunt http://www.legacygt.com/forums/showthread.php?t=63603 Nice call. Bosco showing his age here. Your still the man Bosco.
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nemo Posted September 17, 2008 Posted September 17, 2008 :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: (@ Bosco, not the joke) If you don't vote Trump, out, you're a bigot who hates america.
Abandonhope16 Posted September 17, 2008 Posted September 17, 2008 Nice call. Bosco showing his age here. Your still the man Bosco. Its not the first time he has reposted himself. I think we should look into a assisted living facility. You know, somewhere he can be independant but we know he is safe.........
bosco Posted September 18, 2008 Author Posted September 18, 2008 wow, maybe i should look into some meds Stay Stock Stay Happy
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