Maude and Carl

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Maude and Carl, both 91, lived in The Villages, a retirement paradise

 

for seniors in Florida. They met at the Singles Club meeting and discovered

 

over time that they enjoyed each other's company.

 

 

 

After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Carl asked Maude out for

 

dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely

 

evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.

 

Despite their age, they ended up at his place for an after-dinner drink.

 

Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor,

 

Maude soon joined Carl for a most enjoyable roll in the hay. As they

 

were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was

 

lost for a time in their own thoughts.....

 

 

Carl was thinking: "'If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been gentler.'"

 

 

Maude was thinking: "'If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken

 

off my pantyhose."