Never Argue with a Woman

[tdoggydog]

Never Argue with a Woman

 

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after

several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to

read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the

woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

 

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

 

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at

any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

 

"If you do that , I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"says the

woman.

 

"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.

 

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start

at any moment."

 

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

 

MORAL :

Never argue with a woman who reads.

It's likely she can also think.

[A.A]

That is funny.

[bradlgt21]

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[MOMSWGN]

Never argue with a woman period, whether she reads or not.

[SBT]

True dat!

SBT