Robot Lie Detector

[bosco]

Subject: Robot Lie Detector

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>>> > John was a salesman's delight when it came to any

>>> kind of unusual gimmick. His

>>> > wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to

>>> change. One day John

>>> > came home with another one of his unusual purchases.

>>> It was a robot that John

>>> > claimed was actually a lie detector.It was about 5:30

>>> that afternoon when Tommy,

>>> > their 11 year old son, returned home from school.

>>> Tommy was over 2 hours late.

>>> > 'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours

>>> late getting home?' asked

>>> > John.'Several of us went to the library to work on

>>> an extra credit project,'

>>> > said Tommy.The robot then walked around the table and

>>> slapped Tommy, knocking

>>> > him completely out of his chair.'Son,' said

>>> John, 'this robot is a lie detector,

>>> > now tell us where you really were after

>>> school.''We went to Bobby's house and

>>> > watched a movie.' said Tommy.'What did you

>>> watch?' asked Marsha.'The Ten

>>> > Commandments.' answered Tommy.The robot went

>>> around to Tommy and once again

>>> > slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more.With

>>> his lip quivering, Tommy

>>> > got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied. We

>>> really watched a tape called

>>> > Sex Queen.''I am ashamed of you son,' said

>>> John. 'When I was your age, I never

>>> > lied to my parents.'The robot then walked around

>>> to John and delivered a whack

>>> > that nearly knocked him out of his chair.Marsha

>>> doubled over in laughter, almost

>>> > in tears and said, 'Boy, did you ever ask for that

>>> one! You can't be too mad

>>> > with Tommy. After all, he is your son!'With that

>>> the robot immediately walked

>>> > around to Marsha and slapped her three times

 

 

 

[ebpda9]

nice

[bradlgt21]

oh man thats so wrong. Wrong but funny

[BENCOB]

Looks like Marsha has some explaining to do......

[rc0032]