Sex against the fence

[bosco]

Sex against the fence

 

Sex against the fence

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the

First time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind

this very Tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to

You.'

 

'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'

 

'OK,' he says, 'How About taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old

time's sake?' Oh Charlie, you old Devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

 

A police officer sitting

In the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to

himself, he

Thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex

against a

Fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he

follows them.

 

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for

Support aided by walking sticks.

Finally, they get to the back of the tavern

And make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the

old man

Drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves

in. Then

Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has

ever seen.

This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises

and moaning

And screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

 

The

Policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life

and old age

That he didn't know.

 

After about half an hour of lying on the ground

Recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their

clothes back

On.

 

The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly

amazing .

I've got to ask them what their secret is.

 

So, as the couple passes, he

Says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a

Fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

 

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that

wasn't an electric fence.'

 

 

 

 

[KartRacerBoy]

:lol:

[RaGe]

[GBY]

:lol:

[Guest heightsgtltd]

meh..

[BDII]

meh..

[KartRacerBoy]

Showed this joke to the wife. She we suggested we try it to liven things up but she wants me against the fence. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[Guest heightsgtltd]

She needs to be disciplined for her lack of French proficiency

[Gire]

:lol:

 

LMAO

[ebpda9]

lofl