Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette

[bosco]

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family

> ranch.

> Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial

> trouble.

> In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need

to

> purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

>

> Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there,

> If I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after

me

> and haul it home."

>

>

> The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and

> decides

> she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for

> $599, no

> less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send

her

> sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the

> telegraph

> office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling

> her

> that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the

> trailer

> to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."

>

> The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her,

> then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word."

> Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes

> that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

>

> After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says,

> "I want you to send her the word "comfortable."

>

> The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know

> that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck

> and drive out here to haul that bull back

> to your ranch ...if you send her just the word

> "comfortable?"

>

> The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde.

> The word is big. She'll read it very slowly....

"com-for-da-bul."

>

bosco

[rc0032]

bosco with the blond jokes

[jvento]

That was good bosco you got jokes

[pillboy]

Western Union recently stopped sending telegrams...everyone has cell phones, Bosco.

[bosco]

Western Union recently stopped sending telegrams...everyone has cell phones, Bosco.

 

it was before they stopped

[kadesh]

Don't worry about it Bosco, I figured it out. =))))