Murphy's Other Laws

[bosco]

Murphy's Other Laws

>>>

>>> 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why

>>> some people appear bright until you hear them

>>> speak.

>>>

>>> 2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending

>>> machine.

>>>

>>> 3. Those who live by the sword get shot by

>>> those who don't.

>>>

>>> 4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently

>>> talented fool.

>>>

>>> 5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50

>>> chance of getting something right, there's a

>>> 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

>>>

>>> 6. If you lined up all the cars in the world

>>> end to end, someone would be stupid enough to

>>> try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a

>>> hill, in the fog.

>>>

>>> 7. The things that come to those who wait will

>>> be the scraggly junk left by those who got

>>> there first.

>>>

>>> 8. The shin bone is a device for finding

>>> furniture in a dark room.

>>>

>>> 9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a

>>> fine for doing well.

>>>

>>> 10. When you go into court, you are putting

>>> yourself into the hands of twelve people who

>>> weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

 

 

 

bosco

[BDII]

first.

 

10 is my fav

[bosco]

#9 is the truth

[ehsnils]

O'Toole's Commentary on Murphy's Laws

 

Murphy was an optimist.

[SubOperator]

#9 is the truth

 

yes sir. Didn't I find that out when my wife went to full-time job and we filed our tax return

[lvethesnow]

those are good. im a fan of murphy's laws of combat