From a Land Down Under

[bosco]

Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

 

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

 

His wife is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a

sheep, you idiot."

 

The man says: "I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you."

 

 

 

bosco

[dr. pepper]