bosco Posted March 11, 2008 Posted March 11, 2008 Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump." The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Bob took the money...... well done Bob. bosco Stay Stock Stay Happy
SpecBee Posted March 12, 2008 Posted March 12, 2008 :lol:, Bosco lets start a Blonde joke thread......Dyed at least.. A blonde is walking around a lake and sees another blonde walking on the other side of the lake She yells to the blonde "how do you get to the other side of the lake!" The other blonde yells back "You are on the other side!" Your turn..
CTATV Posted March 12, 2008 Posted March 12, 2008 Why was the Blonde's Belly button sore? Her boyfriend was blonde too
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