Sniffer

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Sniffer

 

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane

> when Another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador

> Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.

>

> The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog

> was allowed on the plane.

>

> The second man explained that he was a DEA agent and that the dog was

> a 'sniffing dog'. "His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is.

> I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work."

>

> The plane took off , and once it has leveled out, the agent said,

> "Watch this." He told Sniffer to "search."

>

> Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very

> Purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then

> returned to his seat and put one paw on the agent's arm. The agent

> said, "Good boy", and he turned to the man a nd said, "That woman is in

> possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number and

> the authorities will apprehend her when we land.

>

> "Say, that's pretty neat," replied the first man.

>

> Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The lab

> sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to

> its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.

>

> The agent said, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a

> note of his seat number for the police."

>

> I like it!" said his seat mate.

>

> The agent then told Sniffer to "search" again.

>

> Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for

> a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the

> middle seat and proceeded to poop.

>

> The first man was really grossed out by this behavior and couldn't

> figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he

> asked the agent, "What's going on?"

>

> The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb."

>

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