bosco Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 New Golf Terms Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to describe shots... Shank, chili-dip, skull, duck-hook, worm-burner, etc. Here are Some new ones to add to your vocabulary. A *Paris Hilton* - a very expensive hole. A *James Joyce* - putt that's an impossible read. A *Rock Hudson * -it looked straight, but wasn't. An *Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim. A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker into another. A *Yasser Arafat* - butt ugly and in the sand. A *Kate Winslett* -a drive that's little bit fat but otherwise perfect! A *Ted Kennedy" -didn't make it over the water. An *Elephant's Ass* - it 's high and it stinks. A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed. An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with it. A *Princess Grace* - should have used a driver. A *Princess Di*! - shou ldn't have used a driver. A *condom* - safe, but didn't feel very good. An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result. A *Brazilian* - Shaved the hole. A *Rush Limbaugh* - a bit too far to the right. A *Nancy Pelosi* -way too far to the left. A "Barbra Streisand" - Ugly but still working. A "Linda Ronstadt" - Blew By You. A "Dick Cheney" - Ball in an undisclosed location. A "Teddy Kennedy" - goes in the water, but jumps out. A *Peewee Herman* - Too much wrist bosco Stay Stock Stay Happy
ncretter Posted February 28, 2008 Posted February 28, 2008 A "rickrolled"--didn't go at all where you expected it to go
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