bosco Posted February 25, 2008 Posted February 25, 2008 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity . 1. At lunch time, sit In your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In.' 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso. 6. In the Memo Field of all of your checks, write for smuggling diamonds?. 7. Finish all of your sentences with In accordance with the Prophecy. 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order Is 'To Go.' 12. Sing along at the Opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don?t rhyme. 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, ?Rock Bottom?. 17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, I Won, I Won! 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling Run for your lives, they're loose!!! 19. Tell your children over dinner, Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go. 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile! Its Called .......Therapy . bosco Stay Stock Stay Happy
BrownBoy Posted February 25, 2008 Posted February 25, 2008 Oh man. I've seen it before...but it made LOL:lol:
bosco Posted February 26, 2008 Author Posted February 26, 2008 Bosco is big on #8 LoL it's working bosco Stay Stock Stay Happy
RaGe Posted February 26, 2008 Posted February 26, 2008 21. Whenever you sit down start rocking back and forth. 22. While performing no.21 take two advils and say out loud " GOd make him go away " OTM. Sorry I didn't mean to start a war which mainly forum people is all about .
Jerboa113 Posted February 27, 2008 Posted February 27, 2008 "The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato
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