bosco Posted February 11, 2008 Posted February 11, 2008 Burgler A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in the bathroom, the husband whispers to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!" His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any vaseline.I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey.I love you, too." oops, spoke to soon bosco Stay Stock Stay Happy
fizxman Posted February 11, 2008 Posted February 11, 2008 Ouch! A good argument for a BIG fluffy dog to sleep at the foot of the bed!
NewLegGT67 Posted February 12, 2008 Posted February 12, 2008 I'm probably the only person that has Wu-Tang Clan and Paul McCartney on their mp3.
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