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Ok, I found this hilarious. Outside talking to the next door neighbors. My wife had no clue what "carpet muncher" and "dutch oven" meant:lol::lol:
258k miles - Stock engine/minor suspension upgrades/original shocks/rear struts replaced at 222k/4 passenger side wheel bearings/3 clutches/1 radiator/3 turbos
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a covered wagon is an uncircumsized penis :lol:
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get in your bed, get under the covers and fart :lol:
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:lol: actually we were innocent bystanders. another neighbor from across the street came over and somehow this topic came up. :)

 

 

 

What else does your wife talk about with your neighbours :rolleyes:
258k miles - Stock engine/minor suspension upgrades/original shocks/rear struts replaced at 222k/4 passenger side wheel bearings/3 clutches/1 radiator/3 turbos
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Yo,

 

I wonder if you could fart in a box, then seal it real tight, and ship to someone. When they get it they open the box and out comes your fart.

 

I'd send Jedi one right now

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I think if you use one of those jam jars with the 2 piece lid it would work!:lol:

 

Yo,

 

I wonder if you could fart in a box, then seal it real tight, and ship to someone. When they get it they open the box and out comes your fart.

 

I'd send Jedi one right now

258k miles - Stock engine/minor suspension upgrades/original shocks/rear struts replaced at 222k/4 passenger side wheel bearings/3 clutches/1 radiator/3 turbos
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knew there was something about you. just couldn't put my finger on it:hide::lol:

 

 

I tell my wife every day I want to be a lesbian. she :rolleyes:
258k miles - Stock engine/minor suspension upgrades/original shocks/rear struts replaced at 222k/4 passenger side wheel bearings/3 clutches/1 radiator/3 turbos
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I think if you use one of those jam jars with the 2 piece lid it would work!:lol:

 

There was fart jar for sale on Ebay a few years ago... :lol:

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You've heard of canned laughter, so I thought I would give the world a canned fart. It's a genuine fart in a plastic bottle (for safety reasons) captured after a rather hot Madras and a few bottles of Stella. The little bit that escaped during the bottling procedure had a hint of corriander about it. I'm assuming it will age well if stored on it's side.

This would make an ideal Valentine present for your loved one!

 

bwaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :lol:

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