c-lo Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 Ok, I found this hilarious. Outside talking to the next door neighbors. My wife had no clue what "carpet muncher" and "dutch oven" meant:lol: 258k miles - Stock engine/minor suspension upgrades/original shocks/rear struts replaced at 222k/4 passenger side wheel bearings/3 clutches/1 radiator/3 turbos
alaskajoel Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 My wife had no clue what "dutch oven" meant:lol: We call this a covered wagon out west
Guest Gitster Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 a covered wagon is an uncircumsized penis
twisted Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 jeez i'm not sure wht dutch oven means....i hv an idea on wht it means
alaskajoel Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 WOW! Things i didn't know before!! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=covered+wagon
Guest Gitster Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 get in your bed, get under the covers and fart
PhilT Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 What else does your wife talk about with your neighbours Double Award Winning Legacy GT Wagon
PhilT Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 neighbors What language do you speak ? Double Award Winning Legacy GT Wagon
c-lo Posted February 10, 2008 Author Posted February 10, 2008 actually we were innocent bystanders. another neighbor from across the street came over and somehow this topic came up. What else does your wife talk about with your neighbours 258k miles - Stock engine/minor suspension upgrades/original shocks/rear struts replaced at 222k/4 passenger side wheel bearings/3 clutches/1 radiator/3 turbos
BDII Posted February 10, 2008 Posted February 10, 2008 The Dutch Oven is a BDII specialty Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT
PGT Posted February 10, 2008 Posted February 10, 2008 I tell my wife every day I want to be a lesbian. she
BDII Posted February 10, 2008 Posted February 10, 2008 Yo, I wonder if you could fart in a box, then seal it real tight, and ship to someone. When they get it they open the box and out comes your fart. I'd send Jedi one right now Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT
c-lo Posted February 10, 2008 Author Posted February 10, 2008 I think if you use one of those jam jars with the 2 piece lid it would work! Yo, I wonder if you could fart in a box, then seal it real tight, and ship to someone. When they get it they open the box and out comes your fart. I'd send Jedi one right now 258k miles - Stock engine/minor suspension upgrades/original shocks/rear struts replaced at 222k/4 passenger side wheel bearings/3 clutches/1 radiator/3 turbos
c-lo Posted February 10, 2008 Author Posted February 10, 2008 knew there was something about you. just couldn't put my finger on it:hide: I tell my wife every day I want to be a lesbian. she 258k miles - Stock engine/minor suspension upgrades/original shocks/rear struts replaced at 222k/4 passenger side wheel bearings/3 clutches/1 radiator/3 turbos
tytek Posted February 10, 2008 Posted February 10, 2008 I think if you use one of those jam jars with the 2 piece lid it would work! There was fart jar for sale on Ebay a few years ago...
BDII Posted February 10, 2008 Posted February 10, 2008 Did it sell? Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT
PhilT Posted February 10, 2008 Posted February 10, 2008 Did it sell? Still there, not a bad price either ! http://cgi.ebay.com/A-FART-IN-A-JAR_W0QQitemZ140205824720QQihZ004QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD2VQQcmdZViewItem?_trksid=p1638.m122 Double Award Winning Legacy GT Wagon
BDII Posted February 10, 2008 Posted February 10, 2008 You've heard of canned laughter, so I thought I would give the world a canned fart. It's a genuine fart in a plastic bottle (for safety reasons) captured after a rather hot Madras and a few bottles of Stella. The little bit that escaped during the bottling procedure had a hint of corriander about it. I'm assuming it will age well if stored on it's side. This would make an ideal Valentine present for your loved one! bwaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT
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