hogmeat Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 LOL fo' real. I like to use mine as a towel rack. I'm pleasantly surprised... It was most certainly worth the couple bucks and 10 mins of my time. CLICK HERE FOR THE HOGZAUST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underpowerd Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 gire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbshop Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 hogmeat, no pics, it didn't happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegGTLT Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Keep 'em coming Gire! Please PM joeleodee For All Site Questions. He is the acting Admin and can resolve anything related to LegacyGT.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShrinerMonkey Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 So I went to the doctor the other day for my routine physical. The doctor told me that I would have to stop masturbating. I was shocked and asked him what's wrong with me? He said I don't know yet, you have to stop masturbating so he can begin the physical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kadesh Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 ***Sigh***Â Gotta stop sometime...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Large Family Wish I could think so quickly ...  A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UniqueTII Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UniqueTII Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Paddy and Murphy are out looking for work; they come to the forest and find a sign: "Tree Fellers Wanted" Paddy says, "It's a shame there's only two of us" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BENCOB Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 After a long wait in the marsh the duck hunter finally gets a chance and shoots several flying by. "Go fetch" he commands his retriever. He patiently waits 5-10-15-30 minutes and his dog finally returns, all bloody, dirty, muddy, but no duck. "What the heck fella, what about the birds?" the hunter asks. His dog replies "Well, when I found them, they were all dead, so I gave a proper burial for each one." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonman586 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 What do 9 out of 10 people call a good time.                         Gang Rape! (Oh I hope I don't get in trouble for this) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Living Legacy Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Large Family Wish I could think so quickly ...  A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."   NICE... I'm using this at my next meeting as we usually open it with customer complaints! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradlgt21 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 What do 9 out of 10 people call a good time. Gang Rape! (Oh I hope I don't get in trouble for this) If it does it was worth it because it's the only one that made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonman586 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Score one for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 A Polish immigrant was going to get a drivers license and went for an eye exam. The optician showed him a card with the following letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' - 'Can you read this' the optician asked. - 'If I can read it? - I know that guy!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 I Know you've seen this one but ain't it the truth ! In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this.  'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it's the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.  And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegGTLT Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 :lol: Please PM joeleodee For All Site Questions. He is the acting Admin and can resolve anything related to LegacyGT.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gire Posted August 22, 2008 Author Share Posted August 22, 2008 ^^^^That's genius. I'm sharing this theory with my wife later tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whobaru Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I GOTTA remember that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UniqueTII Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I remember that episode. Brilliant! I must've killed enough weak brain cells to remember seeing that as a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gire Posted September 2, 2008 Author Share Posted September 2, 2008 It ain't Friday but I heard a funny one today... A wife is standing in her underwear in front of the bedroom mirror and is not very happy. She says to her husband who is already lying in the bed, "Dear, I could really use a compliment from you right about now. I look tired. And I look old and wrinkly."   The husband says, "Well... you do have near-perfect eye sight." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franklin Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 A young father is home watching his 4 year old son while his wife is out shopping. The boy has been looking out the front window for a while , Dad slides over to check out what is going on that has the boys attention. To his horror the boy has been watching two dogs screwing on the sidewalk! He pulls the child back into the room. The child asks " Dad what were those dogs doing?" Dad's thinking ... I dont need this yet...4 years old... and replies You see son that dog on the top hurt his foot and that dog on the bottom is his buddy. He's gonna carry him home. The boy ponders that for a moment and responds. Jeeze dad thats just like people , you go to help someone out and end up getting screwed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xclomo Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from jail? Â A small medium at large! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ehsnils Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 The Canadian Fahrenheit Temperature Guide +50 New Yorkers turn on the heat: Canadians plant gardens. +40 Californians shiver uncontrollably: Canadians sun bathe. +35 Italian cars won't start: Canadians drive with the windows down. +32 Distilled water freezes: Canadian water gets thicker. +20 Georgians wear coats, gloves, & wool hats: Canadians wear T-shirts. +15 Californians begin to evacuate the state: Canadians go swimming. 0 New York landlords turn on the heat: Canadians BBQ before it’s cold. -10 People in Nashville cease to exist: Canadians lick flagpoles. -20 South Texans fly to Mexico: Canadians throw on a light jacket. -40 Hollywood disintegrates: Canadians rent videos. -60 Mt. St. Helen's freezes: Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door to door. -80 Canadian Boy Scouts put off "Winter Survival" camping till it gets cold enough. -100 Santa Claus abandons the North Pole: Canadians put on their toques. -173 Ethyl alcohol freezes: Canadians get frustrated – their screech kegs won’t thaw. -287 Canadian cows complain of farmers with cold hands. -460 Atomic motion stops: Canadians start saying, "Cold nuf for ya, eh?" -500 Hell freezes over: the Stanley Cup returns to Toronto! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegGTLT Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 I lol'd Please PM joeleodee For All Site Questions. He is the acting Admin and can resolve anything related to LegacyGT.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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