BDII Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Rated R "37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines" 1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. 2. Nice legs...what time do they open? 3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one? 8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. 10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. 11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. 12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? 14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 15. Are those real? 16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. 17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. 18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. 19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself. 20. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. 21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions? 22. F@.. me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom? 23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. 24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. 25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? 26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. 27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. 28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. 29. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to. 30. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? 31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public. 32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza? 33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me. 34. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I??? 35. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them. 36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes. 38. IBTL:lol: Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coxx Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 :lol: that's pretty much all of them. I'm trying to think of some others but I'm drawing a blank. OH, & IBTL "Barack Obama, mothaf#%@a! Barack Obama! I'm the president...of hittin' the ass!" -this is not a political view it's merely a quote from a hilarious tv show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted May 2, 2006 Author Share Posted May 2, 2006 How long do think we got left? Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Smoke_ Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 - If I had a swing like that, I'd ride it everyday! - Want a hotdog to go with that shake? - I must be in heaven, because you sure look like an angel. - Want some tubesteak smothered in underware? I've forgotten so much more than I can remember. What's that called, C.R.S. syndrom? "You poke it, You own it" - Man law supporter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 -Nice shoes, wanna F***? -My, that sweater is very becoming on you, of course I'd be coming if I was on you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted May 3, 2006 Author Share Posted May 3, 2006 -Nice shoes, wanna F***? . my favorite:lol: Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aczwild Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Ibtl and I'm not gonna add since I already dug a bit of a hole for myself JDM'd All to hell Thanks Jimmy @ Hkc-Speed.com! RIP Coxx & Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted May 3, 2006 Author Share Posted May 3, 2006 Ibtl and I'm not gonna add since I already dug a bit of a hole for myself Oh RLY? Did it hurt? did what hurt? when you fell from heaven, did it hurt? Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garandman Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 In college a friend of mine was standing in line at a movie with a few buddies and this amazing girl was in front of them in the line. She had on boots. So he got the courage to say to her, "What do you have in those boots? A stilleto?" "No," she replied, "A phone number." Being the short-bus kind of guy he was, the movie had already started before the light bulb went off. Who Dares Wins スバル Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aczwild Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Oh RLY?YA RLY I uhhh offended the wrong person bigtime JDM'd All to hell Thanks Jimmy @ Hkc-Speed.com! RIP Coxx & Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyMtnGT Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 22. F@.. me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom? ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Pick up lines used by women to pick up guys. 1. "Hi!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTsleeper Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 ^^^ :lol: its sooo true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminati Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Ibtl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitetiger Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Pick up lines used by women to pick up guys. 1. "Hi!" since when did they have to say anyting at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted May 3, 2006 Author Share Posted May 3, 2006 In college a friend of mine was standing in line at a movie with a few buddies and this amazing girl was in front of them in the line. She had on boots. So he got the courage to say to her, "What do you have in those boots? A stilleto?" "No," she replied, "A phone number." Being the short-bus kind of guy he was, the movie had already started before the light bulb went off. I rode the regular bus and I still dont get it. Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aczwild Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I rode the regular bus and I still dont get it.:lol: comeon buddy, think, think, concentrate JDM'd All to hell Thanks Jimmy @ Hkc-Speed.com! RIP Coxx & Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted May 3, 2006 Author Share Posted May 3, 2006 :lol: comeon buddy, think, think, concentrate sorry, still dont get it Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gt_ltd Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 sorry, still dont get it +1 This Space For Rent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mccorry Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Me neither.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gt_ltd Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 i think i do now This Space For Rent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
showbo Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 From what i got from that is... The girl wanted to give him her number...but he didn't think to ask for it, cuz his buddy is slow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADirtyLegacy Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 sorry, still dont get it proof that men are stuuuupid!! :lol: Kenda:dm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franklin Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 You ask the girl " Whats the difference between a Big Mac and a BJ? " Reply "I dont know- what?" Come on lets go to lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterJMC Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 The word of the day is "legs". Lets go back to your place and spread the word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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