OCDetails Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 I don't care if it is old. It is still funny. If it is a repost then show me the link. I don't check every message board on earth before I post a joke just to make sure it isn't out there already. The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents but I still kill you tomorrow. "What is your last request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse....alone." The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen very carefully you dumb ass horse. For the last time . . . BRING POSSEEEE!!!!" _________________________________________ “Cleanliness becomes more important as godliness becomes more unlikely.” O C D E T A I L S . C O M OCDETAILS BLOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Smoke_ Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Yeah...It's an Oldie, but it is funny! "You poke it, You own it" - Man law supporter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garandman Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Three engineers get captured by Rebels: one French, one English, and one Swiss. The Rebel leader announces that they will be beheaded by guillotine. First, the French engineer is put under the machine. He shouts, "Vive le France," the lever is tripped - and the blade hangs up. The Rebel leader decides to let him go. Next the English engineer is put under the blade. He shouts, "God save the Queen," the lever is tripped - and the blade hangs up. The Rebel leader decides to let him go. Finally, the Swiss engineer is put in place in the machine. "Do you have any last words?" asks the executioner. "Yes," he replies, "I think I see the problem....." Who Dares Wins スバル Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jj808 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Honestly i have never heard the first one. Made me smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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