NYCdob Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mccorry Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 LOL! That is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon05GT Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Nice! That's hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PGT Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Wt1996 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suba_rus Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 O snap!! Why o why couldn’t you post this earlier. Now I have Wife1.0 and Child 1.1. But as we speak Wife 1.0 is already developing Child 2.1. Please be advised that I am blaming everything on NYCdob for posting it so late. http://www.funkypages.com/angry_wife/angry_wife.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDII Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 hahahahhahahahaa Im never upgrading. I think Im gonna stick with booty call 9.0. Need forum help? Private Message legGTLT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PGT Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 hahahahhahahahaa Im never upgrading. I think Im gonna stick with booty call 9.0. Oh young tadpole!! You need to find the version called BootyCallU 9.0. It should be an inbound app, never an outbound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *Jedimaster* Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 That's awesome!!! I'm currently running Wifebot Pro and the Wifeware has been kept under control. CarMod 2.0 now runs pretty well, but bogs on occassion. Wifey 1.0 tends to be somewhat of a system resource hog so I occassionally have to do a hard reboot (to the head ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
executor485 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Oh young tadpole!! You need to find the version called BootyCallU 9.0. It should be an inbound app, never an outbound. Just make sure not to install the very similar app called bootycallu 9.0 sup a -- its a leech program. They 1. are a large memory hog 2. they are full of spyware and cannot be uninstalled or turned off 3. fill up your inbox with junkmail... If I pass you on the right, I'm flipping you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYCdob Posted January 19, 2006 Author Share Posted January 19, 2006 O snap!! Why o why couldn’t you post this earlier. Now I have Wife1.0 and Child 1.1. But as we speak Wife 1.0 is already developing Child 2.1. Please be advised that I am blaming everything on NYCdob for posting it so late. http://www.funkypages.com/angry_wife/angry_wife.jpg Sorry man - You could always hope for a recall or see if still under warranty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTsleeper Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legandrex Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Funny and true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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