jkaszynski

This guy is local

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/facebook-fraud-suspect-on-the-lam-family-dog-also-missing/ar-AA9HRIJ

NEW YORK — A man accused of faking an ownership stake in Facebook to justify a multibillion-dollar lawsuit against its founder Mark Zuckerberg has vanished.

 

Paul Ceglia, who was under house arrest pending his May 4 trial, jumped bail by slicing off an electronic monitoring device and creating a crude contraption to make it seem as though he was moving around inside his home, authorities said.

 

And the search widened Thursday: Ceglia's wife and two young sons and his family's Jack Russell terrier, Buddy, also have disappeared.

 

U.S. marshals were looking for them.

 

"I'm confident in our team up here," U.S. Marshal Charles F. Salina said. "He's got to get lucky every day. We've got to get lucky once."

 

Ceglia's federal lawsuit said he gave Zuckerberg, a student at Harvard University at the time, $1,000 in startup money in exchange for 50 percent of the future company.

 

But a judge dismissed his claims and prosecutors filed fraud charges after a forensic analysis of his computers and Harvard's email archive determined he had altered an unrelated contract and falsified emails to make it appear Zuckerberg had promised him a half-share.

 

Ceglia, who pleaded not guilty, now faces up to 40 years in prison if convicted of mail fraud and wire fraud.

I remember seeing the girl playing Jessie in Saved by the Bell and telling my wife that if any of the girls in the cast would be in Penthouse, it would be her. Showgirls wasn't far off my prediction. and damn she was hot in that (except for the epileptic sex scene in the pool).

I laughed my ass off when I first saw that.

Here, another fake kiss cam

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh0BwuxHRAg]Woman Kisses Man Next to Her on Kiss Cam After Date Snubs Her - YouTube[/ame]

I'll stick to the PGA at TPC Scottsdale....I have played there so it is very interesting

Go Phil!!

Error 666. Nils-type humor not found.

ouch

No more puns in China

http://www.latimes.com/world/asia/la-fg-china-bans-puns-20141203-story.html

What not to do to a corvettehttp://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/10/25/c479c4e344b2338dd071bb6951e46c9a.jpg

Which? Paint it like that, or park it like a total dickhead.

http://www.bedug.com/pics/Fun3/picdump-1178-20.jpg

Almost like my 4 year old a couple years back. He took the fedora from my costume and his Wolverine claws from his costume and just appeared out of the basement dressed like this. Striped shirt and I would have lost it

This guy's walking home from work, really late, in the pitch black of night. There isn't another soul on the street. Suddenly, from out of the gloom, comes an ominous bump...bump...bump. He looks behind him and spots a furtive, shadowy thing coming down the street after him. Unnerved, he picks up his pace, finally breaking into a panicked run.

He looks behind him again, and the shadow is closer. Bump...bump...bump. The glow of a streetlight illuminates the shadow momentarily, and, to the man's horror, it is a coffin, bumping down the sidewalk. He quickens his pace, running as fast as he can go, but the coffin only pursues more quickly. BUMP...BUMP...BUMP!

He reaches his house, fumbles frantically for his keys, and slips in the door just as the coffin reaches his front steps. He slams the door and leans against it, catching his breath. Bump...bump...bump. There is a moment's silence, and the man wonders if he dares to breathe.

Suddenly.... Bump...bump...bump...Bump...BUMP! BUMP! BUMPBUMPBUMPCRAAAAASH!!!! He rebounds away as the door breaks off its hinges. Scrambling to his feet, he charges up the stairs, and the coffin races after. BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP! Terrified, he backs into a corner and starts throwing everything within reach at the coffin -- a handful of papers, a vase, a box of crackers, a lamp -- but the coffin keeps coming!

BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP INCHESFROMHISFACE, and nothing seems to slow it down! His hands fall upon a bottle of cough syrup, and he throws that at the coffin, too!

The coffin stops.

You could always pay the "MAN" a little now or whole lot more later;)

....and it is 3 blocks away. My car won't even get warm by the time we start tearing into the banjo bolts on his poor little xt.

Do yourself a favor and at least check/change/remove the filter in the passenger side head Banjo bolt. If you got that code, it was for a reason and you could have very well gummed up that filter more when you attempted to clean the oil passages. All the sludge has to go somewhere, and that tiny filter will catch a lot/all of it. Otherwise, you could have a blown turbo shortly after.

I would have to agree with scontivt on that one, I'm talking from experience, after I threw that code I did the same along with an oil change, lasted about 700 miles before I threw the code again and blew the turbo moments later, deff worth checking out unless you plan on doing a turbo, and everything else packed with metal filings

 

 

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I will inspect them Tomorrow or Thursday.

But dammit, it's cold outside....

Remember all the fun we had as kids with a sum equaling 59009 and then viewed upside down on an old LCD calculator?

I found this while watching the Military Channel show about the almost war....