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A Cruisemas Story

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The left lane is for passing...

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as did Porsche also

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Holy scary as F%^&. I imagine her slowly rising out of a swamp somewhere.

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Being a parent kicks ass. Kicks my ass, I mean.

Didn't know what exhausted meant until I had kids. There was a time when I could be at the bar until closing time get up go to work and do it all over again. Now I can't make it through a movie on DVD or DVR without falling asleep. I have become a chauffeur. I'm not sure what I did with all my free time before kids but free times no longer exist.

The 15 year old now has a boyfriend. Nice boy went to the Catholic school before High School. As a former Catholic school altar boy myself I don't trust him. I am going with the assumption that if her mouth is moving then she must be lying. The wife keep reminding we need to let her make mistakes so that she can learn, give her just enough rope to hang herself.

After a long Saturday of shuttling the kids around from soccer games and horseback lessons, mowing the lawn and checking some thing off the 'honey dew' list, I was looking forward to a rare night out with the wife, dinner and drink at a nice restaurant that didn't serve chicken in the form of a nugget.

My 15-year-old daughter asks if she can jump in the shower first. Fine I said just hurry up we have reservations for 6 o'clock. 15 minutes goes bye and the shower is still running. I go upstairs pound on the bathroom door and yell to tell her to wrap it up. She come walking down the hall out of my bedroom in her bathrobe, COMPLETELY DRY!

Her : "What I was just letting the water warm up while I took off my nail polish."

Me : http://asset.zcache.com/assets/graphics/s.gifhttp://ragecollection.com/img/ragefaces/rage-guy.png

very valid point. Can't even believe I'm considering getting a car at all. http://legacygt.com/forums/showthread.php/images/smilies/wub.gif Must be love. Must be a push over.

The 14 year old has her eye set on a '05 Boxster. Her logic is that it's only a two seater so she wouldn't have a bunch of kids in the car to distract her driving. I'm sold, Mom's gonna take some work.

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No Joke! Two girls 14 & 10.

The teen comes downstairs I say "Good morning, sweetie."

She says "What do you mean 'Good morning'? Are you picking on me?"

To my wife I say "What did I do?"

Wife says "Just let it go."

Roof rack =

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^ one of my favs

Followed a Boxster this weekend CT plate "ROOM 4 2"

I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself.

If one does not fail at times, then one has not challenged himself.

Committees are, by nature, timid. They are based on the premise of safety in numbers; content to survive inconspicuously, rather than take risks and move independently ahead. Without independence, without the freedom for new ideas to be tried, to fail, and to ultimately succeed, the world will not move ahead, but rather live in fear of it's own potential.

Those lucky enough to build a business out of a dream owe it to the world to be the caretakers of dreams. It is the duty of those who, through ingenuity, insight and hard work are able to make a dream a reality, to defend this right. To continue to build upon their ideas.

These cars are meant to be driven, not polished.

F. Porsche

“Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.”

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzLhiWd9Efw]YouTube - Bruce Lee : Like Water[/ame]

(100% tire coverage is a big plus in Boston!)

+1

Hi, former Newton Corner resident (1 decade ago). Have they removed the trolley tracks yet?

[Joel Goodson's parents are away for the weekend]

Miles: Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.

Miles: Say "what the fuck."... If you can't say it, you can't do it.

Memorable Quotes from

Risky Business (1983)

Memorable Quotes from

Animal House (1978)

D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.

Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Otter: Germans?

Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.

Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...

[thinks hard]

Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!

[runs out, alone; then returns]

Bluto: What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...

Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.

D-Day: Let's do it.

Bluto: LET'S DO IT

Caddy Shack

Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice